Cheezyspam

About Me:

I love SPAM, but have never tasted it.
I think Danny Elfman is a god.
I buy new clothes and never wear them for fear that I'll get them dirty.
My socks never match.
I have a shiny exterior, but I'm dark on the inside.
I like to think I'm smarter than I am.
I eat too much
I think I'm attractive...
...sometimes.
Penguins are my favorite animal.
I hate math and NUM3ERS
I get lonely too fast
Right now, my life is looking really good...
...Don't screw that up for me.
I HATE Drama more then anything in the world
I know what love is...
...I think at least.
I like the idea of grammar
I am naturally easy to get along with
Nobody is reading this
I hate you.
I can't eat fruit because I develop bumps in my mouth.
I love Oranges though...
I'm terrified of being alone for the rest of my life
Batman is my favorite superhero
Sometimes I say things so smart, I make myself smile
and sometimes I say things so stupid, I hit myself
I haven't eaten fast food in over 5 years
I have an ongoing love affair with Disney's Tinkerbell
There is a scary monkey in my room

My favorite things/ things to do:

Losing myself within my own mind.
Drawing/Manipulating pictures in Photoshop.
Walking into a room and forgetting why.
Rocking out
Staying up all night, sleeping ALL day.
Technology (gadgets fascinate me)
Insulting the weak minded (like you)
Social engineering
Reading
Forgetting if I've shampooed my hair even after I've done it.
Bringing down the man
laughing at kids who are "thugged" out.
Shaking my tail feathers
Kittens
Playing music so loud, it makes the deaf cry
Enjoying the tingle of a fallen asleep body part
Dreaming
Learning new things, for the second time
Making the weak minded do my bidding.
Remembering people by there laughter
Smiling
Dog piles of people
The way floss stings my gums.
Loud speakers
Being healthy as hell.
Taking things apart, and actually fixing them!
Twizzlers
Being a closet geek.
Laughing at goldfishies for being so smart
Waking up refreshed
Family guy quotes
Poking people
Smashing things and laughing at the pieces!
Dancing on the corpses' ashes
Being a computer nerd
Koosh balls
Never looking both way before crossing a street
People who know how to apologize
People who forgive
Smacking people
Cold Pizza
Pretending I am hardcore.
Getting hurt, then laughing
Driving in the wrong lane
Eating cheese
Zombie Killers
Swing sets (big ones!)
laughing at all evil